Looking for budget sex with accommodation while on holiday in Pattaya? Well I`ll prove to you how you can have both, for about 1,000Baht a night (that`s about £20,00). If you want to know how to get this “all-inclusive deal”, and can`t believe it`s possible …… then read on, - l`ll prove it to you.
There`s 1,000s of bar girls, rooms and hotels in Pattaya, so sex is always close to hand and plentiful in supply. If you followed my earlier advice, you may have reserved a room or hotel for your first night of your holiday. That`s good, but not essential as it`s difficult to be anywhere in Pattaya, without having a cheap hotel, guest house or room within a few hundred yards of the bar where you`re drinking.
When looking for cheap accommodation, always ask around in the bars near to where you want to stay. If you`ve never been to pattaya before, then l recommend Soi Bua Khaow, as it`s a great place to start. It`s more than likely that the bar bosses will know of somewhere close by, if not then ask the bar girls. It`s guaranteed they’ve spent a lot of time in nearby hotels and short term rooms with customers, lying on their backs counting the cracks in the ceiling.
Right then, let`s suppose that you have found accommodation (a room/hotel or guest house)for your first night, so now let`s see how we can get a “deal” of sex with a room for around 1,000 Baht a day!
Most bar girls in Pattaya share a room. Even today, it`s not unusual for bar girls to sleep on the floor, or even under the counter at the bar where they work! Given the opportunity, they`ll sleep anywhere, at any time, so it`s no problem for them to sleep as many as six to a room, (even more in some instances)! But as always there are exceptions to this, and these “exceptions “are the bar girls you should be looking out for.
The odds are they won`t be one of the younger ones, as most of the “new bar girls” that work in Pattaya come from the surrounding towns and villages, and have little money or education. However, on the other hand, there are bar girls and certainly girls from the Ago-Go`s, who are far more lucrative than the "newcomers". With that in mind, it`s not uncommon to find that many girls share a room with one other girlfriend or sister (as the Thai`s call them). There`s also those who are financially independent, and as such can afford and prefer to have their own rooms.
These are the bar girls to find - so make sure you add “you stay alone in room"? to your “chat up the bar girl” vocabulary! If she tells you she shares her room with many “sisters”, then put her on the short time list. as now it`s time to move on. However, if the bar girl says that she shares with one other sister, then you may still be in luck. It`s not unusual that her room-mate may have been whisked off to Phuket, Chang Mai, Kho Samet, or somewhere exotic by a falang, and temporarily leaving your bar girl the room - all to herself. If the bar girl says “I stay alone in room” – then bingo, you`ve hit the jackpot!
So. If you fancy her and think that you can spend a week or more "living with her", then even before you even think about committing to long term relationship - bar fine her and take her for one evening only! In doing so, you will find out if the two of you are compatible, but more importantly you can check out your potentially “new free accommodation”. Most Thai bar girls are exceptionally clean, so it`s unlikely that the room will be a tip. So if she`s ticked all your requirements, and the room`s clean and up to your expectations, then now`s the time try to negotiate an extended term rate with your bar girl.
If you agree terms with her, and that will obviously include you staying in her room - free of charge - then the deals all but sealed. Only the outstanding bar fine remains to be paid each day. All told, you should have now secured a bar girl for sex and "free" accommodation for around about 1,000 baht a day as part of the all inclusive deal!
People may say they don`t believe it can be done. Well trust me, I have had two different bar girls renting their own rooms in pattaya, and another bar girl whose room-mate was away visiting her falang in Germany. I know it can be achieved. I also know that some of you will say that there`s “No chance of a free room from a bar girl” and they`d also be wrong. Away from the peak Christmas season in Pattaya, there`s often far too many bar girls that greatly out number the sex tourists. So any bar girl will throw in the room – which she has to pay for anyway – in the hope of getting a longer term commitment (money) from a holiday maker.
So there you have it, and if you can find cheaper sex with accommodation anywhere in Pattaya, then I`d love to hear from you!
Just one final word of advice – Never ever pay your bar girl in advance, as there`s every chance that you might return to find a note pinned to the door saying “Gone home to Nakorn Nowhere – back in three weeks"!
Whoever you go with, and whatever accommodation you stay in, be careful and one things for sure –
you`ll have a marvelous fun time in Pattaya
SO BOOK THAT FLIGHT RIGHT NOW!
Don`t delay do it today,
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