Cheapest & best sex with a Pattaya Bar Girl

Sex in Pattaya Sex with a bar girl

& where to find the cheapest and best sex

 

So everybody’s an expert on sex in Pattaya, where to find the cheapest sex, and what`s the best sex with a bar girl – right! Well l`ll tell you now, nobody knows all the answers! You may sit in a bar listening to guys who have been there, got the T shirts, and they`ll tell you where you can have cheap sex with a bargirl for 100 baht. The truth is maybe you can, but why do it?

Sex in Pattaya is very cheap! It`s well cheap when compared to the sex options at home. You haven`t got bar girls, massage parlours offering sex services, or girls you bump into on the street offering you sex every minute of the day – but hey, if this is what you’re after there`s nothing wrong with that in Pattaya! It`s a sex paradise – so what do you do, is up to you?

Sex is EVERYWHERE In Pattaya – so how do YOU handle it? The beautiful seductive “innocent” bar girls are in your face 24/7! At times they can even appear intimidating (if you let them), but overall they appear seductive and charming. Never be fooled though, sex to them is like a snack, it`s just sex – and nothing else. In a day or two you may find your hormones control your brain – so why is this? You`ve only had sex with a few of 50,000+ available bar girls, so why is this one the one you want to marry and take home to mum and dad? She`s probably had sex with 200+ guys before you`ve even “ruffled her feathers” so what makes her so special?

                                                                                                                          Many of the old diehards talk rubbish. As expats they think they know everything but when it comes to sex, they know sweet F/A. They`ll trawl the bars late, looking for the sad bar girl who`ll offer sex for next to nothing. In my opinion that is exploitation, because sex is so cheap anyhow. So how clever is he who boasts of cheap sex with a bar girl that he`s given a pittance to? Despite the poor bar girls having little or no money, the ex (know-all- pat) will boast about cheap sex with this and that bargirl, but what he won`t tell you is that she probably won`t “work” i.e. give him pleasurable sex, because more than likely she`ll just study the ceiling, read a book and even watch the TV while he`s having sex – and I don`t blame her! Sex with a bar girl can be bliss if you pay her, but she`ll never perform summersaults if you give her next to nothing! You pay for sex in Pattaya, and if you don`t pay - then you get very little or nothing in return.

So where and how do you find the cheapest and best sex in Pattaya? Listen, if you want to sit “glued” to the bar stool all night having a beer and a leer at the stunning beauties surrounding you, that`s great! But the bar girls look deeper! As always, money will be their prime objective, but if they`ve got to “work” (have sex) then they want to be with a guy - whose fun to be with. They want a guy that`s so funny – they may even give him free sex at some stage” - yes FREE sex – it doesn`t come any cheaper than that now does it?

So be different from all the “others” at the bar, and remember bar girls have heard all the “bulls**t” many times over! Be patient, smile, laugh and show you`re having fun. Be touchy (but don`t grope her), and remember signs and gestures overcome all language barriers. More than anything, be courteous and the chances are your bar girl will come over to YOU! They usually do – so if you`ve got charisma – a good sense of humour and look fun- the girls will want to be with you – sex is secondary, and if you play your cards right by keeping them amused, it might even lead to complimentary free sex!

Most bar girls are generally lonely, they`re all hired to provide sex, so to most of them having sex and fun a real bonus! You`re on holiday, so what`s wrong in cutting loose and behaving like the class clown – having sex – and even better “no strings” fun and sex?  Nothing whatsoever! So if you`re an entertainer, enjoyable fun sex will be offered by numerous stunning bargirls! Who knows, this can even lead to free sex?

Have a wonderful time in Pattaya, but please be careful. Never tell a bar girl that it`s your first time in Pattaya, and never let her know that you`re traveling alone! Apart from that hold onto your wallet, always smile and have great fun, because that`s what a holiday in Pattaya is all about – so enjoy it to the full – because you can!

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