Pattaya bar girl - more than just sex!

There`s more than just sex with a Pattaya bar girl. So when on holiday in Pattaya, providing you’re not a butterfly (flitting from bar to bar, and having sex with a different bar girl every night), finding the right bar girl for a longer term "business" relationship is essential! If you see the bar girl of your dreams, take her for a short term “trial”, but do not take her to your accommodation. This way you can find out if you`re both sexually compatible in the bedroom – and whether the two of you gel together! Ask yourself truthfully, will the glamour and fireworks still be exploding in a few days’ time, or maybe you`ll be drooling over another bar girl in a different bar? In the short term you`ll know if you and the bar girl are compatible – but you`ll need to communicate far more in the longer term as there`s much more, than just sex to be had with a Pattaya bar girl! I cannot find the right one for you, but only take a bargirl that has a reasonable command of your language. While gestures and sign language are ok for a little while, you`ll need in depth communication and a GSOH, when taking any bargirl in the longer term.


Wild drunk girls at Pattaya bar by Bangkok_wom    We all know bar girls offer sex 24/7, but there`s so much more they can offer than just sex. I`m not talking about love or romance, so remember this - never ever fall in love with a bar girl, as she sees you only as a walking ATM!

Also remember that you will never own a bar girl, and that your financial holiday arrangement with a bar girl is business only – she`s there for your money – and you`re there for sex and your pleasure – that`s as far as it goes!

Right, from the 1000`s of Pattaya beautiful bar girls you`ve picked a stunning starlet that`s “got your hormones running amok”, and you feel you`d like to be with her for a week or so in your accommodation! You should now ask can you “do a deal” on the fees? The chances are she`ll say - YES (depending on season). Forget Christmas and New Year, but overall you should be able to negotiate a far more favourable rate - especially in low season. Most bar girls “ask for” a 1,000 baht daily, but the skilled negotiator (that`s you) may be able to halve that figure! Let`s face it during low season – if she goes out on average once a week, she might only earn 4000 baht a month, so the temptation of earning nearly a month’s income in one week, is usually enough to seal the deal! Don`t forget, there`s a daily bar fine to be paid too!

So what else can a bar girl offer, that`s more than just sex? If you want, she`ll be by your side 24/7, as your carefully chosen bar girl is now being paid to make your holiday as enjoyable as possible! You know sex is constantly on tap – so what other “attributes” have you bought? Hopefully, your chosen bar girl has a sense of humour, so the time spent in your accommodation together should be great fun! In addition, you`ve got yourself a guide to Pattaya, - but beware! As she gets a commission on drinks from her bar, your bar girl will try to entice you there – but remember, you`re not obligated in the slightest – wherever you go and whatever you want - it`s entirely “up to you”.

As friend, she will “appear” to be understanding and comforting, so you`ve got yourself a soul mate too! “I do for you” is one of the most common bar girl phrases – as she`s there totally for your pleasure, amusement and sex! I still can`t believe that some guys find it hard to leave their accommodation and go out alone? A bar girl has no hold over you at all – simply tell her “tonight you stay room”. She`ll be happy, because she`s got a TV with remote and a bed to lie on, and if you give her 100 baht for food she`ll be elated! I bet she`ll perform the best sex ever before you go out, in the hope that you don`t stray or go for short term sex! Oh, and don`t tell her you`ll be back in a couple of hours – or during your absence your bar girl may use your accommodation for sex!

Remember too that you might have a serious problem with your bar girl! She may look sweet and innocent like “butter wouldn`t melt in her mouth” - but your cash might start disappearing, and if it does one of the favourite place for a bar girl to hide money - is in her bra! It gets even worse if they take your passport! They are all lying, thieving, cheating, backstabbing path leading bar girls that wouldn`t recognise the truth if it leapt up and smacked them in the face – so just hope you get a good one! If there`s serious trouble between you both, and your accommodation is a “decent hotel “, if there`s sufficient grounds, then their security staff will search your “guest”. If in a room, the neighbouring Thai ladies/bar girls will always bond together, so you`ve little or no chance of recovering anything – so never show any bar girl big money, and always keep your passport safe. These are only a few of the possible down sides, so always be on your guard as your foxy dream bar girl can also be very dangerous.

PLUS SIDE! Unlimited Sex for sure. A beautiful hostess that`s with you 24/7 (if you want). Your guide to Pattaya and the surrounding area. A soul mate/friend. A negotiator. A courier/messenger. A fun entertainer. A helpful advisor. DOWN SIDE! A born liar. A professional cheat - No loyalty. A cunning thief. A sly extortionist. A highly skilled “con” artist. A skilful and deceitful Manipulator. That`s why a Pattaya bar girl is more than just sex! Be careful – and just enjoy sex with a bar girl when on holiday in Pattaya. Remember - that`s as far as it goes!

Pattaya Thailand Sex information and sex guide!

Pattaya sex. A complete holiday guide & sex Information.

This is the most comprehensive site for sex information and a tourist guide to sex if you`re going on holiday to Pattaya. 

AIRPORT ARRIVAL. It takes you right through, from your arrival at the airport and offers helpful information and tips on your journeydown to Pattaya! Where to get a taxi at the airport, and how much does it cost? Are there stops on the way? How long does the journey take? Traveling on a budget, then there`s everything you need to know on the bus (coach) services, prices and where to get them from the airport. There`s also some handy information about holiday exchange rates at the airport too.

ACCOMMODATION. Your arrival in Pattaya, is covered too. There`s more great information, on how and where to find cheap accommodation, and how to get the very best deals! There`s also some great advice and tips on getting the locals to help you! Why as a single tourist, l believe It`s not always advisable to book accommodation in advance! Did you know how cheap a month’s accommodation in Pattaya can be? All this information and loads more tips can be found right here in this indispensible holiday sex guide to Pattaya.

BAR GIRLS. For the single tourist sex will undoubtedly be your biggest outlay - other than your accommodation. What to look for in a bar girl? Can a bar girl be trusted? How do you “chat up a bar girl? Is every bar girl available for sex?  How much does sex with a bar girl cost?  What to do if it goes wrong! Never fall in love with a Pattaya bar girl! What`s the cheapest sex in Pattaya, and where to find it? Short term sex or long term sex – the options available! Useful tips on where to go for sex. The sex information in this tourist guide will prove indispensible to every single holiday maker to Pattaya!

MASSAGE. When you`re on holiday in Pattaya sex is everywhere! This guide will tell you all about the different types of massage “sex services” - where to go - what to expect. From the very cheapest through to the most expensive! Massage parlours, shops, soapy massage with a current guide to prices and the different types of massage(s) available!

VENUES. If you`re looking for sex in Pattaya, this in-depth guide explores all the available options, from bar complexes, massage parlours, short term rooms, sex with free-lancers and even sex with the girls working the beach prom! Whatever sex guide, advice, and information you`re looking for about sex in Pattaya - you`ll certainly find it here! If not email me and l`ll write about it!

This site must be explored by any holiday-maker or tourist who`s on holiday, or thinking of going on holiday to Pattaya Thailand.