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Wednesday 19 September 2012

Pattaya bar girl - more than just sex!

There`s more than just sex with a Pattaya bar girl. So when on holiday in Pattaya, providing you’re not a butterfly (flitting from bar to bar, and having sex with a different bar girl every night), finding the right bar girl for a longer term "business" relationship is essential! If you see the bar girl of your dreams, take her for a short term “trial”, but do not take her to your accommodation. This way you can find out if you`re both sexually compatible in the bedroom – and whether the two of you gel together! Ask yourself truthfully, will the glamour and fireworks still be exploding in a few days’ time, or maybe you`ll be drooling over another bar girl in a different bar? In the short term you`ll know if you and the bar girl are compatible – but you`ll need to communicate far more in the longer term as there`s much more, than just sex to be had with a Pattaya bar girl! I cannot find the right one for you, but only take a bargirl that has a reasonable command of your language. While gestures and sign language are ok for a little while, you`ll need in depth communication and a GSOH, when taking any bargirl in the longer term.


Wild drunk girls at Pattaya bar by Bangkok_wom 
 
We all know bar girls offer sex 24/7, but there`s so much more they can offer than just sex. I`m not talking about love or romance, so remember this - never ever fall in love with a bar girl, as she sees you only as a walking ATM!

Also remember that you will never own a bar girl, and that your financial holiday arrangement with a bar girl is business only – she`s there for your money – and you`re there for sex and your pleasure – that`s as far as it goes!

Right, from the 1000`s of Pattaya beautiful bar girls you`ve picked a stunning starlet that`s “got your hormones running amok”, and you feel you`d like to be with her for a week or so in your accommodation! You should now ask can you “do a deal” on the fees? The chances are she`ll say - YES (depending on season). Forget Christmas and New Year, but overall you should be able to negotiate a far more favourable rate - especially in low season. Most bar girls “ask for” a 1,000 baht daily, but the skilled negotiator (that`s you) may be able to halve that figure! Let`s face it during low season – if she goes out on average once a week, she might only earn 4000 baht a month, so the temptation of earning nearly a month’s income in one week, is usually enough to seal the deal! Don`t forget, there`s a daily bar fine to be paid too!

So what else can a bar girl offer, that`s more than just sex? If you want, she`ll be by your side 24/7, as your carefully chosen bar girl is now being paid to make your holiday as enjoyable as possible! You know sex is constantly on tap – so what other “attributes” have you bought? Hopefully, your chosen bar girl has a sense of humour, so the time spent in your accommodation together should be great fun! In addition, you`ve got yourself a guide to Pattaya, - but beware! As she gets a commission on drinks from her bar, your bar girl will try to entice you there – but remember, you`re not obligated in the slightest – wherever you go and whatever you want - it`s entirely “up to you”.

As friend, she will “appear” to be understanding and comforting, so you`ve got yourself a soul mate too! “I do for you” is one of the most common bar girl phrases – as she`s there totally for your pleasure, amusement and sex! I still can`t believe that some guys find it hard to leave their accommodation and go out alone? A bar girl has no hold over you at all – simply tell her “tonight you stay room”. She`ll be happy, because she`s got a TV with remote and a bed to lie on, and if you give her 100 baht for food she`ll be elated! I bet she`ll perform the best sex ever before you go out, in the hope that you don`t stray or go for short term sex! Oh, and don`t tell her you`ll be back in a couple of hours – or during your absence your bar girl may use your accommodation for sex!

Remember too that you might have a serious problem with your bar girl! She may look sweet and innocent like “butter wouldn`t melt in her mouth” - but your cash might start disappearing, and if it does one of the favourite place for a bar girl to hide money - is in her bra! It gets even worse if they take your passport! They are all lying, thieving, cheating, backstabbing path leading bar girls that wouldn`t recognise the truth if it leapt up and smacked them in the face – so just hope you get a good one! If there`s serious trouble between you both, and your accommodation is a “decent hotel “, if there`s sufficient grounds, then their security staff will search your “guest”. If in a room, the neighbouring Thai ladies/bar girls will always bond together, so you`ve little or no chance of recovering anything – so never show any bar girl big money, and always keep your passport safe. These are only a few of the possible down sides, so always be on your guard as your foxy dream bar girl can also be very dangerous.

PLUS SIDE! Unlimited Sex for sure. A beautiful hostess that`s with you 24/7 (if you want). Your guide to Pattaya and the surrounding area. A soul mate/friend. A negotiator. A courier/messenger. A fun entertainer. A helpful advisor. DOWN SIDE! A born liar. A professional cheat - No loyalty. A cunning thief. A sly extortionist. A highly skilled “con” artist. A skilful and deceitful Manipulator. That`s why a Pattaya bar girl is more than just sex! Be careful – and just enjoy sex with a bar girl when on holiday in Pattaya. Remember - that`s as far as it goes!

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