Soapy Massage/Full Body Massage/Shop Massage

Cheap Sex Pattaya (part 4) Massage Parlours!

 If you`ve been following my earlier holiday guides on Cheap Sex in Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have seen that I`ve proved how you can have sex for as little as £3.50 an hour! If you`re a shrewd negotiator, I`m sure that you can even get sex in Pattaya cheaper than that.However, we`re going to explore all the sex venues, and this time we`ll concentrate on the cheap sex that`s available throughout Pattayas 100`s if not 1000`s of massage parlours! 

       

Massage parlours throughout the world, are invariably categorised as “seedy sex” venues! Pattaya in Thailand is not the same! Massage parlours are numerous here, and they all offer cheap sex because of the fierce competition! There`s nothing seedy here whatsoever, as most of the girls treat it as fun!  The girls offering sex love good humour, and you should treat sex in the same way the girls do – so just have fun! Massage parlours and shops are plentiful throughout Pattaya, and come in many varieties. They range from a small shop in a side street, to grand prominent palatial buildings usually  situated on the main roads! Cheap sex in a massage parlour can end with a handy relief, right through to full sex! Never be scared to go into anywhere in Pattaya – (or anywhere in Thailand  for that matter), to ask the price(s), and never be forced into paying for anything that you might later regret!

Soapy massage/Full Body Massage.

Generally in Pattaya these are mainly huge buildings, and due to the size many holidaymakers may be apprehensive of going inside. Please don`t be! Every visitor to Pattaya should indulge in at least one soapy massage or full body massage, because believe me, the experience is truly unforgettable!

On entering, you`ll be shown to a table where you can order a drink or two. Before, going any further, now`s the time to familiarise yourself with the available massage services and the charge(s). If in doubt – ask!

Now, you will have noticed huge glass screens (often called) “The Goldfish Bowl”, housing up to 80 or more skimpily dressed girls, ready to give you the sexiest massage of your life! All the girls are identified by numbers, and simply beckon your host when you`ve picked the sexiest massage girl of your dreams! There`s no problem here, if you`d like two or even three girls to massage you, (just make sure, you`ve the money, and the Viagra!) I prefer to have a drink and get to know her before the massage. Now after the formalities your massage experience begins. You`ll be escorted upstairs, then showered or washed in a hot tub by your masseuse in preparation for your unhurried luxurious body full body massage. Hopefully you will have agreed the soapy erotic slippery Lillo massage beforehand as it`s the ultimate in body contact. as it`s likely to be the most erotic experience you will ever encounter!? 

So how much will it all cost? In comparison to what you can pay for sex in Pattaya, it`s expensive! On average the entire sexual massage (that can last for up to 90minutes) will cost you from 1,800 to 2,500 baht . I would guesstimate, it`s one of the most expensive forms of sex to be had in Pattaya, but for the sensual and sexual intimacy feeling, l doubt if you`ll find such intimate contact in any other of the alternative sex establishments throughout Thailand. As such, I personally recommend that every full blooded male should have a sensual massage and experience the full body massage or soapy massage when on holiday in Pattaya.

Massage Shops.

These are basically only another excuse for sex! They`re much cheaper, as they`re nowhere near as grand. Four to ten girls will sit outside, by the price board displaying the massage services available. It`s a good idea to discuss the additional “massage services” and the price before you go in, with your chosen masseur. Inside, many of the massage areas have simple pull across curtains, but these are being replaced by more comfortable, but still very basic massage rooms. Let`s face it, 200 baht for a massage with oil is well cheap, but who wants or really needs a second rate ten minute massage?  The only reason you`re there is for sex, so what will it cost at a massage shop? In addition to the 200/250 baht basic oil massage price, the girls will ask between 100 and 300 baht for a hand job!  Oral sex, they`ll ask between 500 and 1,000 baht, with full sex at anything up to 1,500 baht. These are only guidelines, so again the more skilled negotiators among you, should achieve even better rates.

So, if you`re on holiday in Pattaya, a Soapy Massage or a Full Body Massage is a must, whereas a shop massage is worth going to  just for the experience. But whatever you do or wherever you go, make sure you check out my next blog on the best value holiday sex in Pattaya!