Pattaya – Thai women and bar girls – lies, deceit, sex and seduction!

The Truth About Thai Women Bar girls & Money - Pattaya Thailand!

Women and bar girls in Pattaya have an incredible art of extracting all your money from you, using their unrivalled skills of lies, deceit, sex and seduction!

From the moment you step off the plane after your flight to Thailand and start your holiday in Pattaya, you will be besotted by gorgeous Thai women, because of one common interest - money. Thai women are focused on money, and regardless of their well-rehearsed lines “I love you”,” You different from anyone l meet before”, “you handsome young man” (now let`s be honest, you might be 18 or 81), it doesn`t matter, because after the flight, your wallets “wedged up” with money, but believe me – it won’t be for  very long! 

Age or physical prowess is of no importance to Thai women and bar girls whatsoever! Only one thing matters - Money, If you have money when you arrive at Suvarnabhumi airport (Thailand’s main airport), I guarantee you will not have any when you leave! Women from The UK scream about males going to Pattaya Thailand and exploiting the women and bar girls. When you get back on the plane and look in the depths of your wallet and realise all your money`s gone – then tell me who`s been exploited?

Family bonds are too strong in Thailand! Should you marry a Thai woman or bar girl, you will never ever become a part of her family! They may call you head of the family, and other fabricated titles, but it`s simply more lies and deceit! Never forget, to the women and bar girls of Pattaya you`ll never be anything else other than a walking ATM. The only link formed between you and her family is your money! Never forget that! !It`s all about money!

Here`s a few of the many horror stories I`ve heard while on holiday in Pattaya Thailand.

"A Thai bar girl from Pattaya, married in The UK. After a couple of months, her English husband received a letter from her father stating that as his daughter, (the ex-bar girl), was not working in Pattaya, the family were no longer being supported. He demanded £250 every month threatening that if this was not paid, his daughter would have to return to Thailand to work. Her husband refused. Needless to say, his “loyal” Thai wife has since returned to Thailand, and is indeed working in a Pattaya bar and sending money home - to support her family!"

"A friend of mine, married in Thailand just outside Pattaya. He made a big mistake! Not only could he not speak or write Thai, but he went to live with her family. He was assured by the family that he would not just be regarded as head of the family, but of the village too! Almost immediately after the wedding, tradesmen arrived at the house in droves. New appliances, washing machines, TVs etc arrived on a seemingly daily basis. She got him to sign for everything. After just three weeks, and incredibly £16,000 lighter he booked the first taxi out of Pattaya and took a flight home. She`s since written to say “she`s sorry”, and want`s him back. Maybe she`s running short of money now, eh?"

The art of Thai women and bar girls seduction, is their beautiful smile, and the offer of sex. These disguise numerous lies and tales of deceit and all for one purpose only - to get your money!

Listen to the guys at the bars in Pattaya talking about local Thai women and bar girls. Many of the reports are about bargirls and women not being able to tell the truth, and the accounts of their lies and deceit to extort money, are increasing daily. Some guys come out with this classic statement “my one`s different”! Well let me tell you, if there`s a Thai lady or bar girl anywhere in Pattaya Thailand that doesn`t lie, cheat or deceive to extract money from you – she`s not different – she`s truly unique! 

 Never forget, to the women and bar girls of Pattaya, you`ll never be anything other than a walking "ATM". 

Looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand? Or a holiday to Thailand?

Pattaya Thailand – Asia`s No1 Holiday Resort!

Pattaya is situated in The Beautiful Gulf of Thailand, and if you’re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, It makes perfect sense to book a holiday there right now! It`s the fastest developing holiday resort in Thailand, as it`s “holiday potential” is immense. Pattaya attracts worldwide investment from tourism. Not only does it have something for everyone, it`s amazing value for family holidays and the single traveller alike! Make no mistake Pattaya, Thailand is simply an amazing “complete” holiday resort, with action throughout the day, combined with vibrant night life to all hours of the morning!  So if you’re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, Pattaya will rival any other holiday resort in the world!

For shopaholics, Pattaya boasts one of the largest shopping malls/complexes in Asia. It really is a shopper’s paradise, ranging from gigantic malls, 1000`s of small shops, markets, and huge shopping complexes, with small street vendors too. Believe me, no holiday maker will be disappointed because Pattaya has it ALL! There`s so many incredible bargains to be had everywhere, all types of tailor made suits and outfits, to general “off the peg” clothes, phones, watches, computer accessories. You can buy everything you need for your holiday or maybe just a few holiday souvenirs. Looking for cheap holiday bargains? Everything is available in Pattaya! 

Worried about Asian food when taking a holiday to Thailand? Well don`t be! In addition to the plentiful Asian restaurants, there`s every type of world-wide cuisine available in Pattaya!  From luxury 5 star steakhouses and top notch restaurants, to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. etc., so there`s something for all ages, all budgets and all palates. You`ll never go hungry while on holiday – It`s impossible – because in Pattaya you`ll rarely be less than a minute away from something to eat! Don`t forget to try the delicious food being sold from the many mobile food carts, here you can eat a very cheap basic meal “over rice” for 40 pence.

Pattaya is just over 10 hours flying time from the UK, where you`ll land at Suavarnabhumi airport in Bangkok (Thailand’s main international airport). From there you can journey on down to Pattaya in just over an hour and a half. This will be your first experience of how cheap everything is, as the air-conditioned luxury taxi should cost you little more than £20.00. For those of you on budget, an air-conditioned coach will take you to Pattaya for about 120Baht (£2.50). Wherever you are in Thailand, holiday transportation is extremely cheap. Bhat buses (taxis) appear every 30 seconds in Pattaya. They will take you anywhere around The Pattaya “ring road” (one way system), at a fixed price of only 10B (20 pence). 

The choice of tourist accommodation in Pattaya is endless. There`s guest houses, 2star budget to 5star luxury hotels, cheap rooms, a/c luxury rooms, and as they`re constantly building, you will be spoilt for choice, but one things for sure you`ll easily find cheap accommodation that`s well within your budget! A cheap room in a Pattaya guesthouse will cost from as little as £150.00 for a fortnight, That`s just £75.00 each for two full weeks!  So if you`re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, you`ve just found one!

Pattaya is world famous for both day and night life! By day, the beach and promenade at pattaya are full of amazing attractions, side stalls, street vendors, water sports - you can even hire a speed-boat there – they`re all cheap! Take a stroll down the side streets, to explore and appreciate the full ambiance of this incredible holiday resort.

 

By evening, Pattaya explodes into a lively vibrant resort where the streets are full of amazed holiday tourists, staring in disbelief at the lights, the bars, Ago-go`s, clubs and restaurants that make Pattaya Thailand’s No1 resort for a cheap holiday.

So what are you waiting for? With a favorable exchange rate too, there’s never been a better time to book that cheap holiday to Pattaya, Thailand. So start searching right now!

Probably The Cheapest Sex in Pattaya

The BEACH PROMENADE – CHEAP SEX IN PATTAYA – (Part 5)

If you`ve been following my previous articles on Cheap Sex in Pattaya, then you`ll be thinking to yourself “surely sex can`t get any cheaper”, well you`d be wrong! 

Pattaya beach and the accompanying prom (walkway), is a popular working area for many of the girls offering sex. Here you can got sex extremely cheaply, but be very, very careful.

In the bars, clubs and Ago-go`s of Pattaya where the girls also offer cheap sex, these establishments should always retain a copy of the girls ID cards. In theory, that`s your insurance and a good enough reason on its own to pay the a bar fine.  However, if you see the girl of your dreams, or are offered a very tempting cheap sex deal that`s too good to resist – from a girl working on The Pattaya Beach Promenade - then you`re out on your own! Never ever forget, that all the girls working the beach promenade in Pattaya are of “no fixed abode”! You`ve agreed to have cheap sex with her in your hotel or room, and all you know about her – is the name she has chosen to give you! So please be extremely careful! I would personally recommend that these girls are avoided, as there`s 100`s of safer options of cheap sex throughout Pattaya, but many holiday makers still go for this risky, but cheaper sex option.

Most of the day, and night in, there`s always an assortment of working girls in all shapes, sizes, and ages - offering cheap sex for the holiday maker! Take a stroll through, and have a look – it cost`s nothing! Start at Walking Street end, and head towards The Dolphin Roundabout. Depending on the time of day, you might see a couple of dozen working girls, but at peak times (usually from 8pm), there can be well in excess of a hundred or more.

You should notice a few of the girls work alone, but generally you`ll find they work in groups of two or more. Never ever dive straight in with both feet using the proverbial chat up line “How Much”! Pattaya is constantly promoting its image as a safe family holiday resort, and as such not all the girls are working, or indeed offering cheap sex.  By offending the wrong lady, you could easily end up with a slap in the face, and even the police being called! Even though cheap sex is readily available, prostitution is illegal in Pattaya, and you will be in serious trouble, so it`s a good idea to just start a general humorous conversation, with the girl(s). If she`s working, then in the next couple of minutes she`ll let you know for sure, after which you can start negotiating cheap sex with her. As many of the girls work The Pattaya Beach Promenade in groups, it`s an ideal opportunity to negotiate cheap sex with a couple of the girls! Not only should you get a very favourable rate – but as the girls are let`s say “familiar with each other”, it should be double the fun! However, it can also be “double dangerous” too- so please be careful!

So what will cheap sex with a girl 

working from The Beach Promenade in Pattaya cost?

Now even before you start cheap sex negotiations with her, please bear in mind there`s no bar fine or lady drinks to pay for, so in theory you`ll be at least 500B (£10.00) better off to start with! The odds are, she`ll ask the same price as a bar girl which is generally 1,000B (£20.00) for full sex Lasting about an hour. That`s what she`ll ask for – but how much you finally agree for cheap sex with her – like everything else in Pattaya my friend, that will be “up to you”! I have heard rumours that cheap sex can be had from girls working The Beach Promenade in Pattaya, for as little as 500B! That may be true, and good luck to you if can negotiate a similar deal – but more importantly take extra care when having cheap sex with these girls!

Soapy Massage/Full Body Massage/Shop Massage

Cheap Sex Pattaya (part 4) Massage Parlours!

 If you`ve been following my earlier holiday guides on Cheap Sex in Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have seen that I`ve proved how you can have sex for as little as £3.50 an hour! If you`re a shrewd negotiator, I`m sure that you can even get sex in Pattaya cheaper than that.However, we`re going to explore all the sex venues, and this time we`ll concentrate on the cheap sex that`s available throughout Pattayas 100`s if not 1000`s of massage parlours! 

       

Massage parlours throughout the world, are invariably categorised as “seedy sex” venues! Pattaya in Thailand is not the same! Massage parlours are numerous here, and they all offer cheap sex because of the fierce competition! There`s nothing seedy here whatsoever, as most of the girls treat it as fun!  The girls offering sex love good humour, and you should treat sex in the same way the girls do – so just have fun! Massage parlours and shops are plentiful throughout Pattaya, and come in many varieties. They range from a small shop in a side street, to grand prominent palatial buildings usually  situated on the main roads! Cheap sex in a massage parlour can end with a handy relief, right through to full sex! Never be scared to go into anywhere in Pattaya – (or anywhere in Thailand  for that matter), to ask the price(s), and never be forced into paying for anything that you might later regret!

Soapy massage/Full Body Massage.

Generally in Pattaya these are mainly huge buildings, and due to the size many holidaymakers may be apprehensive of going inside. Please don`t be! Every visitor to Pattaya should indulge in at least one soapy massage or full body massage, because believe me, the experience is truly unforgettable!

On entering, you`ll be shown to a table where you can order a drink or two. Before, going any further, now`s the time to familiarise yourself with the available massage services and the charge(s). If in doubt – ask!

Now, you will have noticed huge glass screens (often called) “The Goldfish Bowl”, housing up to 80 or more skimpily dressed girls, ready to give you the sexiest massage of your life! All the girls are identified by numbers, and simply beckon your host when you`ve picked the sexiest massage girl of your dreams! There`s no problem here, if you`d like two or even three girls to massage you, (just make sure, you`ve the money, and the Viagra!) I prefer to have a drink and get to know her before the massage. Now after the formalities your massage experience begins. You`ll be escorted upstairs, then showered or washed in a hot tub by your masseuse in preparation for your unhurried luxurious body full body massage. Hopefully you will have agreed the soapy erotic slippery Lillo massage beforehand as it`s the ultimate in body contact. as it`s likely to be the most erotic experience you will ever encounter!? 

So how much will it all cost? In comparison to what you can pay for sex in Pattaya, it`s expensive! On average the entire sexual massage (that can last for up to 90minutes) will cost you from 1,800 to 2,500 baht . I would guesstimate, it`s one of the most expensive forms of sex to be had in Pattaya, but for the sensual and sexual intimacy feeling, l doubt if you`ll find such intimate contact in any other of the alternative sex establishments throughout Thailand. As such, I personally recommend that every full blooded male should have a sensual massage and experience the full body massage or soapy massage when on holiday in Pattaya.

Massage Shops.

These are basically only another excuse for sex! They`re much cheaper, as they`re nowhere near as grand. Four to ten girls will sit outside, by the price board displaying the massage services available. It`s a good idea to discuss the additional “massage services” and the price before you go in, with your chosen masseur. Inside, many of the massage areas have simple pull across curtains, but these are being replaced by more comfortable, but still very basic massage rooms. Let`s face it, 200 baht for a massage with oil is well cheap, but who wants or really needs a second rate ten minute massage?  The only reason you`re there is for sex, so what will it cost at a massage shop? In addition to the 200/250 baht basic oil massage price, the girls will ask between 100 and 300 baht for a hand job!  Oral sex, they`ll ask between 500 and 1,000 baht, with full sex at anything up to 1,500 baht. These are only guidelines, so again the more skilled negotiators among you, should achieve even better rates.

So, if you`re on holiday in Pattaya, a Soapy Massage or a Full Body Massage is a must, whereas a shop massage is worth going to  just for the experience. But whatever you do or wherever you go, make sure you check out my next blog on the best value holiday sex in Pattaya!