Cheap Sex Pattaya (part 4) Massage Parlours!
If you`ve been following my earlier holiday guides on Cheap Sex in
Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have seen that I`ve proved how you can have sex for as
little as £3.50 an hour! If you`re a shrewd negotiator, I`m sure that you can
even get sex in Pattaya cheaper than that.However, we`re going to
explore all the sex venues, and this time we`ll concentrate on the cheap sex that`s
available throughout Pattayas 100`s if not 1000`s of massage parlours!
Massage parlours throughout the world, are invariably
categorised as “seedy sex” venues! Pattaya in Thailand is not the same! Massage
parlours are numerous here, and they all offer cheap sex because of the fierce competition!
There`s nothing seedy here whatsoever, as most of the girls treat it as fun! The girls offering sex love good humour, and
you should treat sex in the same way the girls do – so just have fun! Massage
parlours and shops are plentiful throughout Pattaya, and come in many varieties.
They range from a small shop in a side street, to grand prominent palatial
buildings usually situated on the main roads!
Cheap sex in a massage parlour can end with a handy relief, right through to
full sex! Never be scared to go into anywhere in Pattaya – (or anywhere in
Thailand for that matter), to ask the
price(s), and never be forced into paying for anything that you might later
regret!
Soapy massage/Full Body Massage.
Generally in Pattaya these are mainly huge buildings, and
due to the size many holidaymakers may be apprehensive of going inside. Please
don`t be! Every visitor to Pattaya should indulge in at least one soapy massage
or full body massage, because believe me, the experience is truly
unforgettable!
On entering, you`ll be shown to a table where you can
order a drink or two. Before, going any further, now`s the time to familiarise yourself
with the available massage services and the charge(s). If in doubt – ask!
Now, you will have noticed huge glass screens (often called)
“The Goldfish Bowl”, housing up to 80 or more skimpily dressed girls, ready to
give you the sexiest massage of your life! All the girls are identified by
numbers, and simply beckon your host when you`ve picked the sexiest massage
girl of your dreams! There`s no problem here, if you`d like two or even three
girls to massage you, (just make sure, you`ve the money, and the Viagra!) I
prefer to have a drink and get to know her before the massage. Now after the
formalities your massage experience begins. You`ll be escorted upstairs, then
showered or washed in a hot tub by your masseuse in preparation for your unhurried
luxurious body full body massage. Hopefully you will have agreed the soapy
erotic slippery Lillo massage beforehand as it`s the ultimate in body contact.
as it`s likely to be the most erotic experience you will ever encounter!?
So
how much will it all cost? In comparison to what you can pay for sex in
Pattaya, it`s expensive! On average the entire sexual massage (that can last
for up to 90minutes) will cost you from 1,800 to 2,500 baht . I would
guesstimate, it`s one of the most expensive forms of sex to be had in Pattaya,
but for the sensual and sexual intimacy feeling, l doubt if you`ll find such intimate
contact in any other of the alternative sex establishments throughout Thailand.
As such, I personally recommend that every full blooded male should have a
sensual massage and experience the full body massage or soapy massage when on
holiday in Pattaya.
Massage Shops.
These are basically only another excuse
for sex! They`re much cheaper, as they`re nowhere near as grand. Four to ten
girls will sit outside, by the price board displaying the massage services
available. It`s a good idea to discuss the additional “massage services” and
the price before you go in, with your chosen masseur. Inside, many of the massage
areas have simple pull across curtains, but these are being replaced by more
comfortable, but still very basic massage rooms. Let`s face it, 200 baht for a
massage with oil is well cheap, but who wants or really needs a second rate ten
minute massage? The only reason you`re
there is for sex, so what will it cost at a massage shop? In addition to the
200/250 baht basic oil massage price, the girls will ask between 100 and 300
baht for a hand job! Oral sex, they`ll ask
between 500 and 1,000 baht, with full sex at anything up to 1,500 baht. These
are only guidelines, so again the more skilled negotiators among you, should achieve even better
rates.
So, if you`re on holiday in Pattaya, a Soapy Massage or a Full
Body Massage is a must, whereas a shop massage is worth going to just for the experience. But whatever you do or wherever you go,
make sure you check out my next blog on the best value holiday sex in Pattaya!
