Cheap sex and accommodation in Pattaya

Want The Cheapest Sex and Accommodation in Pattaya?

So, you’re a single male on holiday, and want the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya! Or I`ll put it another way – The cheapest sex with free accommodation in Pattaya – still interested? 

Then you should be - because I guarantee by reading this page, you will definitely get the cheapest accommodation and sex in Pattaya – Imaginable! So If it`s your first time in Pattaya as holiday maker, or even if you`ve been to Pattaya before, follow my experiences and advice – because I guarantee you will get the cheapest sex and accommodation and by doing so, you’ll save a fortune too!

Don`t even look at other sites, as most these are full of wasters! They think they know everything about about cheap sex and accommodation in Pattaya” – but the truth is – they don`t.
Regular visitors to this site, will know that I only recommend booking only your first nights stay in advance. Here`s why:-

 
I don`t run a site in the hope of making money. My site is written from a “gut feeling” after years of staying in Pattaya on holiday where by simply following my knowledge, you can learn from my downfalls, and play the part of the “experienced” Pattaya tourist - even if it`s your first time in Pattaya!

Now get this. The easiest way to get the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya, is to follow these simple guidelines:-

  

Every bar girl is available for the cheapest sex imaginable! In fact, sex with a Thai lady is so cheap a round of drinks in the local bar or pub at home will cost you loads more! Dare I say it, but I bet you can`t have sex all night long in your home town for less than 1500 baht. If you could, then you certainly wouldn’t be looking for a cheap holiday to Pattaya, now would you? I`m not saying that the cheapest sex and accommodation  is guaranteed exclusively to Thailand, because other countries like Korea, Cambodia, Laos, and many other Asian countries all offer a similar deal! But if you want the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya – then you haven`t got to look any further, because I`ll prove to you right now, how you can get it.

Ever imagined having sex the woman of your greatest fantasy for a night, for 1.000 baht? Then don`t dream – do it!  Pattaya is renowned as an amazing sex industry, but maybe, as a first timer, you might feel intimidated. So don`t act like a first timer. Follow these two simple rules:-

NEVER EVER - tell a bar girl “it`s your first time Pattaya”!

NEVER EVER - tell a bar girl “that your`e traveling alone”!

If you do then you`re easy pickings! A bar girl may look innocent, beautiful and oozing sex, but believe me, you`ll certainly not be the first (or last) guy she`ll sleep with!

So if it`s your first time in Pattaya on holiday, how do you get the cheapest sex and accommodation? It`s easy! All bar girls have to sleep SOMEWHERE! Somewhere might be – behind the bar – on the floor of a “sisters” room, or even shacked up with six (or more) bar girls in one room. Unfortunately most bar girls have no idea where they will spend the night, so when “prince charming” - yes YOU - appears, with the offer of a warm and comfortable bed – and a TV etc, is a superb alternative. I`ll put it this way. Let`s reverse the odds. One night an “old Doris” offers you a comfortable hotel/room for the night, including all the trimmings, and then gives you money after bonking your brains out – Are you going to say NO! That`s why bar girls do exactly the same, as they need to sleep with someone to earn money.

In fact none of the bar girls I`ve just mentioned are any good for you – whatsoever! Why? Now l`ll tell you why! Because you`ll have to take them back to your accommodation, and by doing so, you will have missed the point! This is my view. If you`re on a budget, and looking for cheapest sex and accommodation, only pay the bar fine of a bar girl or dancer from the many Ago-gos, when you know for certain she has her own room, or even if she shares with a friend!

The odds are, that she won`t be the youngest chick in the nest, but she`ll certainly be well experienced in sex. However, more importantly, she`ll have her own room! Even the bar girls that share with “another sister” are well worth a look at, as they may have the room all to themselves for the entire duration of your Pattaya holiday. It`s not uncommon for the other girl to be away! Maybe a holiday maker has taken her sight-seeing to other parts of Thailand, or maybe he`s taken her home. So ask – never feel intimidated – ask politely! If you`re looking for the cheapest sex in Pattaya, then simply ask the bar girl if she`s stays alone. She must pay for her room anyway, so regardless of whether you have sex at yours or hers – it makes no difference! She will not charge you for using her accommodation, providing you commit to a long term with her.

When you`re lucky enough to find one - don`t just steam in head first.  She may be the best looking bar girl there, but she may be totally useless when it comes to doing “U turns under the blankets”. In addition, the bar girls room might be a tip, (but that`s highly unlikely as most of the bar girls are extremely clean). Or it might just not suit your taste - so how do you “check out the sex & the accommodation”, before committing but more importantly - without it costing you a fortune? That`s easy – simply take the bar girl, to her own room on a short time basis.  This will give you the opportunity to find out if the sex and accommodation, is to your liking! If it is, then you`ve hit the jackpot!

Paying the 300 baht bar fine, and the bar girl 1.000 a day, you`ve now found yourself sex with a bar girl including your accommodation in Pattaya - 

 for only 1,300 baht a day.

The more frugal of you, may wish to try and negotiate an even better “deal” with your bar girl, because over the holiday you`ll be with her for a longer period of time, but quite frankly I couldn`t be bothered, and furthermore I wouldn’t like to be tarnished as “A Cheap Charlie”! So, please remember that as you`re not paying anything towards the accommodation,  she may ask you for a small contribution towards the water and electric, but all told that should be no more than 500 baht in total.

So whatever accommodation you stay in, and whoever you take as your female “companion” – you`ll be guaranteed a wonderful holiday in Pattaya, so start looking and book that flight today. There`s some great offers out there – believe me – and with the prospect of not paying for any accommodation – you`ll have a ball.