Looking For A Cheap Christmas Holiday To Pattaya Thailand?

Thailand - Tips & Advice - 

Cheapest Pattaya Christmas Holiday?

Looking for - or want to have the cheapest Christmas holiday in Pattaya Thailand? Then there`s no such thing unless………?

Everyone, needs tips and advice (well most single males anyhow!). We all dream of a Christmas holiday in Pattaya Thailand! That`s because it is an adult fantasy world where the bars seldom close, and everything’s cheap – including sex with a bar girl and amazingly - the more you drink, the more beautiful they become!  Christmas (the same as most places  in the world), is an excuse to put the prices up, so l`ll show you some great money saving deals, that`ll make you think so hard, you may never ever  book a Christmas holiday, over the Christmas period in Pattaya Thailand ever again!

If you`ve never been to Thailand before, then believe me, every day in Pattaya IS Christmas! Nothing changes, except the prices! Get this: - After my flight and journey into Pattaya, l sat in a bar one November evening and being surrounded by beautiful bargirls, I thought Christmas had already arrived! The next day I went back to the same bar to be told “now high season” (Christmas), “every beer now have 20 baht extra”? What`s 20 baht I thought? Peanuts! But 20baht extra per drink, over my month’s holiday, roughly added another £180 to the cost of my holiday!

Flights to Pattaya Thailand are also a “little excessive over” the Christmas holiday period too. An average flight from London at most times of the year, will cost around £550.00. Over the Christmas period, the same flights are extortionate, as they increase from around £850 (minimum), to a staggering £1,200.00.

Simple accommodation. Staying in a room for a month, I had pre-booked for 6000 baht; I was told that over The Christmas holiday period, the same room could be secured for a minimum of 3000 baht a week! All accommodation in Pattaya over The Christmas holiday period - rooms, hotels, and guest houses are very much, same same!

Sex with a bargirl! Here we go again. Yearly nightly average 750 – 1,000 baht, with an average 300 baht bar fine! Over Christmas and New Year they all ask for 1,500 baht and, most bar fines increase to a minimum of 500baht. (Add at least another 1,500baht if you want a girl from Ago-go).

Last but not least – Pattaya restaurants! You can also find that they increase prices over The Christmas and New Year holiday period too. Where you might get on average a decent breakfast and a good evening meal, should cost no more than 400 baht a day, this will cost you 600 baht. 

So what`s the options?Quite simply, NEVER go to Pattaya over Christmas! Not only is it expensive, but every day IS Christmas at most other times of year anyhow, so if you can, my advice is to avoid these expensive periods like the plague! How? Simple! Here`s a few tips & advice along with simple maths to prove this, (covering the essentials only)!

A TYPICAL 2 WEEKS CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY IN PATTAYA

DECEMBER 20 – JANUARY 3. (14 days).

Flight          :                                                                                   50,000

Accommodation: Room only                                                             

Incl. 1,500 electricity and water                                                    7,500   

Bar. 15 beers daily @ 85 baht each                                          17,850

Food. Breakfast/snacks/evening meal                                     10,400

Bar girl. 2,000 baht per night incl bar fine                                28,000

That`s nearly a whopping 114,000! Now compare that to a typical 2 week holiday in Pattaya at most other times of the year - and the savings are incredible!

A TYPICAL 2 WEEKS ANNUAL HOLIDAY IN PATTAYA

AT MOST OTHER TIMES OF THE YEAR!

Flight          :                                                                                    27,500

Accommodation: Room only

+ 1,500 electricity and water                                                          4,500

Food. Breakfast/snacks/evening meal                                         5,000        

Bar. 15 beers daily @ 65 baht each                                           13,650

Bar girl 1,100 per night incl. bar fine                                          15,400 
        

That`s more like it! A fabulous fortnight’s holiday in Pattaya for only 66,000 including flights and accommodation, and the more skilled negotiator should be able to improve still further on that! 
        

So let`s take a look at the cost of two weeks in Pattaya over Christmas, and compare it to a month at most other times of the year, because it`s more than DOUBLE the price! I`ve already proved that a fortnight can cost 66,000 baht, against a Christmas holiday of 114,000 baht, so that`s a saving of 48,000 baht to start with.

Now here`s my greatest tip and advice. I`ve already included the cost of the flight, so a further two weeks making a full one month holiday in Pattaya (at most other times), will only cost another 38,500 baht! You can save 10,000baht too!

So if it`s tips and advice you`re after, why go to Pattaya for a two week holiday at Christmas, when you can go for a full month at most other times of the year – for less than the same price and save a lot of money in the bargain!

Any time of year in Pattaya IS CHRISTMAS to me, so have a great time – whenever you decide to go! So start by looking for that cheap flight and accommodation right NOW!

Cheap Budget Affordable Holiday Accommodation- Pattaya Thailand.

Looking for Affordable cheap Budget Accommodation in Pattaya Thailand? 

Want cheap holiday accommodation that includes a double room, en-suite, big fridge, TV, air-con and maybe a balcony in Pattaya Thailand for under £5.00 a night! Amazing – but true! If I do it, you can too! Going to Pattaya Thailand on a budget? Looking for cheap or budget accommodation, then you`re going to the right place, as the selection in Pattaya of affordable accommodation has got to be seen to be believed! 

There`s so much competition it`s great (for us on holiday) - and believe it or not they`re still building, so it`s easy to pick up cheap affordable accommodation almost anywhere in Pattaya Thailand - all year round! 

Rates vary considerably according to season, and you`ll be hard pressed to get any cheap accommodation in late November and early January – but you never know, so always look around - but more importantly ask! 

Soi Buakhao, slap bang in the heart of Pattaya is rapidly becoming “the most” sought after holiday region in Pattaya, and in my opinion it`s far better (and cheaper) than Walking street. This is where you will find cheap budget accommodation and deals. I know because l stay there every year! I`ve stayed in cheap affordable budget accommodation for the last 14 years or so - both in rooms and hotels throughout Pattaya. So follow these tips, and you will save money too - guaranteed! 

Do you want a room or a hotel? Both can be very cheap and affordable to suit your budget. Most holiday budget hotels are cleaned daily, whereas a cheap room - only as and when - so always inspect your accommodation and ask about the services & amenities, (on a “room only” basis a charge for water and electricity may be added), so check everything thoroughly before committing. If you want cheap affordable accommodation in Pattaya - this is how to achieve it!

Assuming you`ve never been to Pattaya Thailand before, then book your cheap accommodation for only ONE NIGHT ONLY in advance. There`s numerous deals online, so get booking NOW! – but ONLY book for one night! 

After your long flight, you`ll need to relax to start your holiday, you deserve it, so once you`ve arrived in Pattaya and settled in, head straight for the bars and start talking with the bosses and the bar girls. They live there, so invariably they know all the local cheap budget accommodation or more importantly they will know someone that does - guaranteed. 

Simply tell them you like their bar (that`s very important), and you`re on a tight budget and you`re looking for cheap accommodation near to their bar. This is so important! Any holiday maker in Pattaya who wants to drink in their bar, will be given the red carpet treatment! The bar owners and the bar girls WILL find you a cheap place to stay, and l guarantee it`ll be well within your budget! Draw yourself up a “short list”, and the next morning go and see what they`ve told you is on offer.

The longer you stay, the better the deal (so lie), and remember this – the price you see – is the price you never pay! That goes for nearly everything and everyone in Pattaya Thailand. Cheap affordable accommodation is no different – so haggle!

A few years ago on the lookout for long term cheap accommodation in Pattaya, a friend and l asked around in a few bars for cheap budget accommodation. Fortunately for us the bar owner, said she desperately needed cash (who do you know in Thailand that doesn`t). We rented her fully furnished 2 bedroom bungalow for an incredible 5,500 Baht a month! That was then only £60.00 each per month each, so when it comes to finding cheap budget accommodation in Pattaya – simply ask in the bars, they will help you! By doing this on numerous occasions, I`ve achieved discounts of over 50% in hotels, and had rooms slashed from 10,000 to 6,000 baht. It doesn`t matter if you stay 10 days, a month or six months – always haggle! So if it`s cheap affordable budget accommodation that contains all the amenities above you`re after for far less than £5.00 a night in Pattaya Thailand, just follow my advice, and you l promise you can`t go wrong!

Book in advance for one night only so do it NOW, get clicking because even for one night, there`s great cheap budget deals to be had! When you`re in Pattay simply ask for help from the bar owners and bar girls, and you`ll have a cheap, affordable fabulous holiday in Pattaya, that`s well within your budget! 

Enjoy a holiday in Pattaya  

because now it`s affordable & within your budget!

Pattay Thailand - Beer Sex & Bar Girls

A Dream Holiday - Pattaya Thailand – 

Beer, Sex & Bar Girls!

As a single tourist your holiday in Pattaya Thailand, will not be complete without beer sex and bar girls. However, traveling as a family or group, you can still have a great holiday in Pattaya, as big investments are being made to encourage this lucrative holiday trade. So what makes Pattaya Thailand the idea holiday resort for millions of holiday makers each year?

It`s because, Pattaya has nearly every commodity that holiday makers look for when visiting Thailand, and being only 1½ hours drive from the main airport it`s beautifully situated on the coast , right in the gulf of Thailand. Pattaya has a justified reputation as a “sex only resort”, and although still highly prominent, their sex industry is nowhere near as “in your face” as it used to be, because the authorities in Thailand are trying to clean up Pattaya`s seedy sex image! 

For instance, many of the bars have been forced out of prime areas, to make way for condos, hotels, shops and restaurants. These are constantly springing up everywhere. The more they build, the more advantageous this is for the holiday maker as it builds fierce competition, and with everybody bidding for a lucrative share of the market, the cheaper your holiday accommodation becomes!.

Prices for accommodation in Pattaya are ridiculously cheap, and will always be highly competitive as there are 1,000`s of hotels, guesthouses and room deals available (most of the year) to entice you in. With accommodation in such plentiful supply, there`s bargains to be snapped up by everyone, from luxurious 5* accommodation to a very basic room at just 150 baht per night. (£3.00)! The more they build, the better it is for the bargain seeking holiday maker in Pattaya Thailand, as your holiday accommodation, bars and restaurant’s must be cheap to remain competitive!

As a result, Pattaya`s accommodation now offers some of the finest renowned Hotels in the world, and boasts one of the largest shopping malls in Asia. Add this to the shops and markets already there, and you can shop until you drop! Pattaya, Thailand has it all!

So does it still have beer, sex and bar girls? Take my word, you can bet on that. Although the authorities are trying to “clean up Pattaya”, the income from the sex trade and the beer bars is immense. To make way for new developments - the beers bars and bar girls simply re-locate to a new area nearby. As a result Soi Buakhao is rapidly becoming the No1 hot spot for many holiday makers seeking the sex trade, and fun entertainment. It boasts massage parlours, discos, beer bars and bar girls etc - so if you`re a single holiday maker whose looking for sex and fun, this now is definitely the new place to head for!

When on holiday in Pattaya It`s still difficult in to walk anywhere without seeing a traditional Pattaya beer bar (let alone sitting in one), along with its ever “enchanting” bar girls to entice or “escort” you in! Sex and bar girls will always be the single holiday makers dream in Pattaya, and however the Thailand authorities try to suppress, or move this lucrative commodity – the sex trade in Pattaya along with all the money it generates, will still flourish!

If you`re a single holiday maker, or travelling in a group, then Pattaya Thailand offers one of the greatest holiday deals ever. With such cheap prices on flights and accommodation, and a good exchange rate, it makes economic sense. So if it` value for money you`re looking for, stop dithering, and book that dream holiday to Pattaya Thailand NOW!

I guarantee you won`t regret it!

Pattaya bar girl - more than just sex!

There`s more than just sex with a Pattaya bar girl. So when on holiday in Pattaya, providing you’re not a butterfly (flitting from bar to bar, and having sex with a different bar girl every night), finding the right bar girl for a longer term "business" relationship is essential! If you see the bar girl of your dreams, take her for a short term “trial”, but do not take her to your accommodation. This way you can find out if you`re both sexually compatible in the bedroom – and whether the two of you gel together! Ask yourself truthfully, will the glamour and fireworks still be exploding in a few days’ time, or maybe you`ll be drooling over another bar girl in a different bar? In the short term you`ll know if you and the bar girl are compatible – but you`ll need to communicate far more in the longer term as there`s much more, than just sex to be had with a Pattaya bar girl! I cannot find the right one for you, but only take a bargirl that has a reasonable command of your language. While gestures and sign language are ok for a little while, you`ll need in depth communication and a GSOH, when taking any bargirl in the longer term.


Wild drunk girls at Pattaya bar by Bangkok_wom    We all know bar girls offer sex 24/7, but there`s so much more they can offer than just sex. I`m not talking about love or romance, so remember this - never ever fall in love with a bar girl, as she sees you only as a walking ATM!

Also remember that you will never own a bar girl, and that your financial holiday arrangement with a bar girl is business only – she`s there for your money – and you`re there for sex and your pleasure – that`s as far as it goes!

Right, from the 1000`s of Pattaya beautiful bar girls you`ve picked a stunning starlet that`s “got your hormones running amok”, and you feel you`d like to be with her for a week or so in your accommodation! You should now ask can you “do a deal” on the fees? The chances are she`ll say - YES (depending on season). Forget Christmas and New Year, but overall you should be able to negotiate a far more favourable rate - especially in low season. Most bar girls “ask for” a 1,000 baht daily, but the skilled negotiator (that`s you) may be able to halve that figure! Let`s face it during low season – if she goes out on average once a week, she might only earn 4000 baht a month, so the temptation of earning nearly a month’s income in one week, is usually enough to seal the deal! Don`t forget, there`s a daily bar fine to be paid too!

So what else can a bar girl offer, that`s more than just sex? If you want, she`ll be by your side 24/7, as your carefully chosen bar girl is now being paid to make your holiday as enjoyable as possible! You know sex is constantly on tap – so what other “attributes” have you bought? Hopefully, your chosen bar girl has a sense of humour, so the time spent in your accommodation together should be great fun! In addition, you`ve got yourself a guide to Pattaya, - but beware! As she gets a commission on drinks from her bar, your bar girl will try to entice you there – but remember, you`re not obligated in the slightest – wherever you go and whatever you want - it`s entirely “up to you”.

As friend, she will “appear” to be understanding and comforting, so you`ve got yourself a soul mate too! “I do for you” is one of the most common bar girl phrases – as she`s there totally for your pleasure, amusement and sex! I still can`t believe that some guys find it hard to leave their accommodation and go out alone? A bar girl has no hold over you at all – simply tell her “tonight you stay room”. She`ll be happy, because she`s got a TV with remote and a bed to lie on, and if you give her 100 baht for food she`ll be elated! I bet she`ll perform the best sex ever before you go out, in the hope that you don`t stray or go for short term sex! Oh, and don`t tell her you`ll be back in a couple of hours – or during your absence your bar girl may use your accommodation for sex!

Remember too that you might have a serious problem with your bar girl! She may look sweet and innocent like “butter wouldn`t melt in her mouth” - but your cash might start disappearing, and if it does one of the favourite place for a bar girl to hide money - is in her bra! It gets even worse if they take your passport! They are all lying, thieving, cheating, backstabbing path leading bar girls that wouldn`t recognise the truth if it leapt up and smacked them in the face – so just hope you get a good one! If there`s serious trouble between you both, and your accommodation is a “decent hotel “, if there`s sufficient grounds, then their security staff will search your “guest”. If in a room, the neighbouring Thai ladies/bar girls will always bond together, so you`ve little or no chance of recovering anything – so never show any bar girl big money, and always keep your passport safe. These are only a few of the possible down sides, so always be on your guard as your foxy dream bar girl can also be very dangerous.

PLUS SIDE! Unlimited Sex for sure. A beautiful hostess that`s with you 24/7 (if you want). Your guide to Pattaya and the surrounding area. A soul mate/friend. A negotiator. A courier/messenger. A fun entertainer. A helpful advisor. DOWN SIDE! A born liar. A professional cheat - No loyalty. A cunning thief. A sly extortionist. A highly skilled “con” artist. A skilful and deceitful Manipulator. That`s why a Pattaya bar girl is more than just sex! Be careful – and just enjoy sex with a bar girl when on holiday in Pattaya. Remember - that`s as far as it goes!

Pattaya Thailand Sex information and sex guide!

Pattaya sex. A complete holiday guide & sex Information.

This is the most comprehensive site for sex information and a tourist guide to sex if you`re going on holiday to Pattaya. 

AIRPORT ARRIVAL. It takes you right through, from your arrival at the airport and offers helpful information and tips on your journeydown to Pattaya! Where to get a taxi at the airport, and how much does it cost? Are there stops on the way? How long does the journey take? Traveling on a budget, then there`s everything you need to know on the bus (coach) services, prices and where to get them from the airport. There`s also some handy information about holiday exchange rates at the airport too.

ACCOMMODATION. Your arrival in Pattaya, is covered too. There`s more great information, on how and where to find cheap accommodation, and how to get the very best deals! There`s also some great advice and tips on getting the locals to help you! Why as a single tourist, l believe It`s not always advisable to book accommodation in advance! Did you know how cheap a month’s accommodation in Pattaya can be? All this information and loads more tips can be found right here in this indispensible holiday sex guide to Pattaya.

BAR GIRLS. For the single tourist sex will undoubtedly be your biggest outlay - other than your accommodation. What to look for in a bar girl? Can a bar girl be trusted? How do you “chat up a bar girl? Is every bar girl available for sex?  How much does sex with a bar girl cost?  What to do if it goes wrong! Never fall in love with a Pattaya bar girl! What`s the cheapest sex in Pattaya, and where to find it? Short term sex or long term sex – the options available! Useful tips on where to go for sex. The sex information in this tourist guide will prove indispensible to every single holiday maker to Pattaya!

MASSAGE. When you`re on holiday in Pattaya sex is everywhere! This guide will tell you all about the different types of massage “sex services” - where to go - what to expect. From the very cheapest through to the most expensive! Massage parlours, shops, soapy massage with a current guide to prices and the different types of massage(s) available!

VENUES. If you`re looking for sex in Pattaya, this in-depth guide explores all the available options, from bar complexes, massage parlours, short term rooms, sex with free-lancers and even sex with the girls working the beach prom! Whatever sex guide, advice, and information you`re looking for about sex in Pattaya - you`ll certainly find it here! If not email me and l`ll write about it!

This site must be explored by any holiday-maker or tourist who`s on holiday, or thinking of going on holiday to Pattaya Thailand.

Having sex with a bar girl in Pattaya is always great fun –but it’s never love”!

SEX WITH PATTAYA BAR GIRLS CAN BE GREAT FUN

BUT - IT`S NEVER EVER - LOVE!

If you`re going on holiday to Pattaya, the odds are you`ll have great fun and sex with a few of the bar girls – it`s a service – no more – so never forget this – and when it`s over, simply walk away! To the 100`s of bar girls it`s only sex – it will NEVER be love! Most bar girls will tell you “why have sex for fun – when you can have sex for money?”

All Pattaya bar girls try to have fun, much more than they would in the backs of their villages in the wilds of "Nakhon Nowhere". On arrival at the bar in Pattaya for the very first time, “farm fresh” newbies get little help from the more established bar girls, and why should they? If they`re younger and prettier, then they`re competition! (another example why I don`t believe that all Thai`s accept “everyone`s equal"). How can we be, when Thai values are completely different to ours? I was once told by a Pattaya bar girl "We can NEVER be the same" and believe me, the more time l spend on holiday in Pattaya – the more I appreciate this is true. So how can you possibly love each other?

Most established bar girls already have Thai boyfriends. They also have farang/boyfriends from abroad that send money on a regular basis – this is called sponsoring. Thai men have no problems whatsoever if their girlfriend works as a bar girl! They know and accept she will have sex with other men, but the majority don`t get jealous. That will appear surprising to many of us, in fact many Thai men openly encourage this to supplement their “income”! This is in complete contrast to our antiquated Western values regarding sex. You don`t have to be in a relationship to participate in, or enjoy sex – especially with a Pattaya bar girl! We`ve been doing it for years – just ask your parents. Sex with a bar girl is great fun, but ask yourself truly - where does love come into it?

Whether you go for a newbie, or a more mature bar girl – make her laugh, have fun together - inter-reaction is paramount. Be tactile and touchy, but do not grope in public (well, until you`ve at least paid the bar fine). Be discrete too, as openly showing affection is still frowned upon in Thailand – even in Pattaya! 

Thai men are not very responsive, or romantic. Sex between Thai men and bar girls is mainly about his enjoyment only! By contrast, some bar girls in Pattaya still find it very odd that many of us (farangs) even enjoy “a kiss and cuddle". To The Thai men sex is readily available and as such it`s seldom emotional, with little (if any) foreplay, so forget the romance and love! Sex is simply a service that women and bar girls provide to keep their Thai men and customers happy! Sex is a service and that`s it. No love, no romance and certainly no regrets or jealousy! So enjoy yourself, have fun and great sex – then simply walk away!

I have been seeing the same woman, for the past 14 years or so who l met in a go-go bar in Pattaya! About 6 years ago, I arranged to meet her at the airport, for us to travel down to Pattaya for a holiday. She didn`t show, and there was no answer from her mobile either! 10 days later, she just appeared in the bar at PattayaI where I was drinking. Her feeble excuse was that her mothers sister had died, she had gone to her funeral up in the mountains, where she lost her phone. Amazingly there were no phones in the village either? You don`t have to be a rocket scientist to work out that someone else (another sponsor), had arrived for a holiday - at the same time as me! So, because l think it`s "better the devil you know", I still see her. She ONCE told me that she`s in love with me, and she thinks “I same husband”. Not quite sure if she meant she thinks of me AS her husband, or if she`s already got one? But maybe that`s Thai “love” for you – haha!

So why do so many men fall in “in love” with bar girls in Pattaya, knowing they will be lied to and cheated? Don`t be stupid - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a bar girl who`s been working as a prostitute, and having sex with 20 or more different guys every month - it`s only lust - not love! NEVER EVER confuse the two. Remember enjoy yourself, have fun and great sex – then just walk away!

If you`re looking for romance with a Thai girl or lady (not a bar girl) then try AsianDating.com or one of the many other on-line dating services. Your chances of long term success will be far higher, and it`ll also be cheaper! Good luck.

Is cheap sex with a Pattaya bargirl the answer?

Pattaya Bar Girl 

Cheap sex is not always the answer!

Cheap sex with Pattaya bar girls is not always the answer to your sex fantasies – I assure you. Yes, there`s 100`s of beautiful bar girls and girls working in Pattaya massage parlours, short term bars etc, all offering sex - but finding the right girl, at the right price is very difficult, and if it`s not handled correctly – you`ll probably put yourself in some very difficult situations. Here`s the answer why!

Many men in Pattaya bars boast about their conquests by having cheap sex with a bar girl, gloating that they`ve “had her” for just 200 baht etc. That might have been the  case, as the bar girl was in desperate need of money. But l wonder just how good that cheap sex really was? All bar girls in Pattaya have prices “in their heads” as to what their sex services are worth. So, If you opt for cheap sex from a bar girl then don`t expect a full service – how can you? . Don`t get me wrong, if you’re lucky, it can still be great fun, but I`m just telling you what to watch out for! Cheap sex Is not always necessarily the answer

Here`s two golden rules, when talking about cheap sex to a Pattaya bar girl:- 

1. Never ever let her know you`re travelling on holiday alone.

2. Also, never tell her that it`s your first time in Pattaya.

I believe short term is the answer when you`re negotiating cheap sex with a Pattaya bar girl. That way, you`ll be “in and out”, without the risk of too many complications. There can still be pit-falls, but overall this will reduce your “risk(s)”. If you do, then take her to a “neutral” short term room – never go to your hotel/room - and don`t even think of going to hers! 

A friend of mine once took a bar-girl back to his room. After having sex, she thought he was alone, (as he stupidly told her it was his first time in Pattaya), and she refused to go. He previously paid her the agreed price (and it wasn`t cheap sex for sure), but no matter what he said, she wouldn`t go – the bar girl just demanded more money until I intervened! Intimidation is certainly one of the bar girls greatest weapons – please be very careful – especially as a newbie! So take your Pattaya bar girl to a neutral short term room. Here you have the choice to leave, and because there`s no point in her staying there, you`ll also avoid any unforeseen confrontation!

If at any time you`re at bar and talking about cheap sex, with a bar girl and she calls you a “cheap Charlie”, watch out! You may think you`ve been clever in getting cheap sex at a low rate – but now she`ll be plotting how to extract some more money from you. Her first ploy will be the “sex service” you`ll receive,(or lack of it) in the bedroom. The odds are you`ll get missionary sex and no more! The bar girl will show no reaction or interest whatsoever, and probably count the spots on the ceiling! If you want “sextras”, these will certainly cost you more! 

Is cheap sex really the answer? 
Enjoy yourself and have fun with the bar girls of Pattaya!

So always make certain your bar girl knows what you 
expect from her, and agree the final price, before you take her out of the bar. Never be embarrassed, because to her it`s simply business for providing a sex service – no more! Another ploy will be to ask for money to cover food or a taxi. 50 baht will cover each of these! Give her the exact money – if you don`t then l doubt it if you`ll see any change, that`s even if she bothers to return at all.

Long term (a few days or more), can be very dangerous if you`ve managed to negotiate cheap sex. A more experienced bar girl once told me “Always sleep with one eye open in Pattaya”. So keep in close contact with your wallet/money, because your long term bar girl will be working on ways to prise additional money from you! If she can`t then there`s other ways you will pay! For instance you might go for a meal, and because you can`t speak Thai, you might think she`s having a long conversation with the waitress. She`s not – she`s ordering loads off the menu. When it`s served, she picks uninterested at the food and says “I no hungry”. Who`s then left to foot the heavy bill? The cheap Charlie of course!

So if you`re going or thinking of or going with a Pattaya bar girl, l hope you`ve now realised that cheap sex is not always the answer – so take good care!

Want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand?

Guidance & advice - sex with a bar girl 

in Pattaya Thailand?

Want sex with a  bar girl in Pattaya Thailand - who doesn’t? So how do you go about it? Unfortunately, sex with a bar girl in Thailand is not in their eyes compulsory, even though most bar girls are desperate for money! Despite all your beliefs, if bar girls don`t want to have sex with you – they won`t! When chatting to a bar girl, you may think you`re in control of the situation.You may think you hold all the cards. You may even think your cash makes you irresistible to her, but l`m sorry to disappoint you, because you`ll be wrong on every account! Sex with a bar girl in pattaya Thailand is “up to her” – not you!

The “poor” bar girl has more principles than you and I – that`s for sure! Principles do not relate to our somewhat out-dated western views regarding sex. Sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand is another issue altogether! Sex to her can be fun, it can be enjoyable, but without the necessity to be in love, or even to be in a relationship (please remember this!). Sex with a bar girl in Pattaya, means she`ll have fun, in return for a service – and nothing more! To a bar girl, sex is no different than her serving you with a drink, and in return you buy her one – it`s just a service – that`s all. Providing you pay for it (with a small tip of appreciation), the bar girl will be more than happy! Young bar girls, the same as young men - enjoy sex! So if they enjoy sex - what`s wrong with enjoying sex for money?

However, bar girl principles are strong, in fact very strong. Although Thai culture is based on the fact that “everyone is equal”, l believe that`s simply not true! Girls working in Ago-gos have to have sex with “X” amount of customers every month. If they don`t their wages are cut, but despite this, some girls still will not have sex with certain customers! Bar girls can do the exactly the same, but how can they judge when everyone`s supposed to be equal? I honestly don`t know, so l`ll leave that for you to decide.

So then,how do you have sex with a bar girl in Pattaya? Often there is a language barrier between you and the bar girl, but this is easily overcome. Simple gestures and actions are commonplace when communicating. If you can master this, and are clean shaven, presentable, and polite - the odds are she will “warm to you”. To make certain – do your utmost to keep your bar girl amused. A sense of humour, a smile and a funny gesture will work wonders on her - and l cannot stress how important this is. Bar girls love fun, they want to be amused and if you follow my advice, the odds are they will respond with great sex, by keeping you fully amused - in the bedroom! 

In my opinion, if you want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have a far greater success and mind blowing sex, if you simply make fun and laughter with a happy smile, as opposed to a drunken, loud mouthed, beer swilling idiot! 

It`s always worth remembering too, that all bar girls offer a short term sex service! In the bar she may look like the stunning sexy starlet of your dreams, but will she perform “U” turns under the sheets when it comes to sex in bed? With that in mind, I recommend you take your bar girl for a short term “trial” and put your “toe in the water” before committing for a longer period! 

Want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand? Then just follow my simple advice, and you`ll be getting plenty of it too!

When Is The Best Time To Book A Holiday To Pattaya

When Is The Best Time To Book A Holiday To Pattaya - Here`s 10 undisputable reasons, why you should book that dream holiday to Pattaya Thailand today! 

Exchange Rate: Since August (last year), the best rate has been 50.5 baht to the £. Now it`s edging even closer to 50, so it`s almost reached its lucrative peak again. Quite simply, your holiday £ will now stretch even further in Pattaya Thailand.

Flights: With direct flights at under £550, indirect flights at £470, you`ve got to take advantage of these great holiday flight offers now.

Accommodation: Basic accommodation can be had from under £5.00 a night, budget guest houses from £6.50, and grand luxury 5* hotels too. Pattaya is bursting at the seams with all types of holiday accommodation, to suit every holiday makers budget and requirements.

Shopping: From simple holiday souvenirs, tailor made garments, to exquisite Thai 18ct Gold! Everything is available in Pattaya. Plenty of street vendors, markets, shops and one of the largest shopping malls in Asia, so there`s no need to spend hours of your holiday hunting for bargains – they`re all on your doorstep!

Food: Dining out? Where`s the best place to eat in Pattaya? Grab yourself a tasty meal from one of the 100`s of food carts for about 40 pence! There`s every cuisine imaginable in Pattaya. From McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizzas.. Food markets, BBQ`s, sea food restaurants, where you can select your favourite fish from the tank they`re swimming in, to lavish 5* restaurants and hotels selling food from all over the world, it`s all very reasonably priced too.

Daytime Activities: Shops restaurants, beaches, water parks, crocodile farms, water sports, fishing, temples, Pattaya floating market, island tours, safe bathing, promenades walks, Zoos, pony trekking, markets bowling. Pattaya is a complete holiday resort, suitable for all ages and abilities.

Nightlife: Bars, A Go-Go`s Discos. Pattaya is world famous for its great fun “anything goes” night life, clubs, bar girls and lady boys. Although you can eat and drink virtually 24/7 in Pattaya, the evenings start to liven up when the bar girls arrive at 5.00pm until the early hours of the morning. The clubs, bars and Go-Go`s shut off the music at 2am, but as long as you have money in your pocket, you`ll always find a bar that is pleased to serve you.

Family Holidays. No holiday worries here. Thai people simply adore children and Pattaya is no different. As there`s no hard and fast rules as you`ll always see the girls amusing them until they`re worn out, (the kids that is). Bar Girls will always happily entertain the children, while parents drink at their bars. The beaches are safe, food and drinks cheap, and there`s loads for them to do. Pattaya is constantly being promoted as a safe family holiday resort, so why not give it a try?

Single Holiday Makers: Pattaya is just a dream resort. Whatever you want is here. You won`t be single for very long if you book a holiday to Pattaya. The 1000`s of bar girls will see to that, and with the vibrant night life rocking to all hours of the morning, you`ll be made to feel like a king every single day (and night).

Value: Now is undoubtedly the time to book your holiday flight to Pattaya, as not only is the exchange rate great value, but overall it`s so much cheaper than taking a holiday in The UK.  A fortnight`s holiday flight and accommodation to Thailand, can cost you as little as £650 each! When you book a room in Pattaya that`s what you pay, there`s no hidden supplements. Now, take into account the savings you`ll make on food drink and entertainment, transport, shopping etc etc, and your dream holiday in Pattaya Thailand, will definitely cost you less!

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