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Friday 27 April 2012

Pattaya Thailand - Sex I need to know!


Holiday in Pattaya Thailand - Sex, and What I Need To Know?

 

Sex in Pattaya is easy! As a single guy your holiday in Pattaya will not be complete unless you have sex!  All single guys go on holiday to Pattaya Thailand to have sex with beautiful Thai ladies.

The pitfalls on holiday in Patttaya Thailand when you`re looking for sex, can be intimidating! So many people ask “what do I need to know”, when looking for sex on holiday in Pattaya Thailand you need to know, what I`ve experienced at great cost.

Never ever, appear intimidated! Never ever let the bar girls or staff, know that it`s your first holiday in Pattaya. If you do you`re going to be “fleeced” Just sit at the bar, relax, and the sex will be offered to you on a plate! 

You need to know and understand that every bar girl in Pattaya is working, and sex is all she has to offer. As you`re on holiday in Pattaya, Thailand, sex is the common ground. 

The war paint, (make-up), shoes, and sexy “skimpy” accessories, are applied by the bar girls about 7.00 to 9.00 pm every evening. That`s the bar girls “peak time”. But as you`re on holiday in Pattaya, the peak time is up to you – not them! What more do you need to know? Sex is on hand 24/7 in Thailand, but for some “crazy” reason the Pattaya bar girls hope their make-up, high heels, and skimpy dresses will entice you for two hours? If you want sex – ANYTIME – then go to the prom on the beach, but beware!

Strangely enough, and you need to know and understand this – prostitution is illegal in Thailand. Pattaya is no exception, even though the police apparently turn a blind eye.
You need to know and appreciate that all bar girls  in Pattaya are available and working “all day AND night” There`s no time schedule. If on holiday in Pattaya, you feel the need for sex then:-
      1.Make sure the go-go/bar/establishment, have a copy of her Identity card. If not, then make sure YOU get a copy.

      2.That you`ve agreed the price(s) with her including the bar fine, before leaving the establishment.
      3.Your chosen bargirl/hostess will accommodate all your “needs” before going to your room/hotel.
You need to know all these “tips”. Sex, when on holiday in Thailand, can be cheap and good fun. You really don`t need to know anything, because, as they say “It`s up to you”

Be careful, when having sex in Pattaya Thailand. If you want to know something, just ask your partner, she`s been there – done it – and will be too anxious to show you!

If you`ve enjoyed reading my tips on sex in Pattaya Thailand, please leave a comment, and I`ll get back to you

Monday 23 April 2012

Thailand Direct Flights only £550.00


Cheapest Holiday Flight to Pattaya -  Thailand! Direct Flights £550.00 - That`s unbelievable but TRUE!                                                   

You want to go on holiday to Pattaya Thailand?  Then I`ll give you the cheapest flight EVER! I`ll prove to you how you easy it is to get the cheapest flight into Thailand on your way to Pattaya. So read this, because no-one will ever guarantee to find you a cheap flight like I can! I`ll prove how you can find the cheapest flight, and how to book it - Guaranteed!

Pattaya Thailand is an adult fantasy holiday resort for sure! It`s unreal! I`ve never met one “full bloodied male”, who`s been on holiday to Thailand, who doesn`t  want to go back! – So, if you`ve never been, I`m telling you NOW is your golden opportunity to book your cheap flight and accommodation, if you`re looking for beautiful Asian women, and more importantly – cheap sex – go to Pattaya NOW!

Today, I`ve been on line looking for the cheapeast flight to Thailand. I`ve just booked the cheapest imaginable direct return flight for a full month departing this November and returning December  - in peak Thailand’s` peak holiday period.  It was a snip at £557.00 - flying from Heathrow (London) with Eva Air. That`s a direct flight, and not a flight with a stopover. So, how did l get such a cheap flight deal at such a cheap price? Well it`s simple, just follow my advice, and you will too!
I scanned all the “cheap flights to Thailand” search engines on the net, to ensure I got my flight at the lowest possible cheap price that matched my holiday dates. But when I found the right flight at the lowest possible cheap price I wanted, I didn`t stop there!
I then contacted “Flight Centre” who guarantees to beat any quoted price, (they do check this out) so make sure you have the details of the selected flight ready. They then had to offered me a further discount, on the lowest flight I`d been quoted! It`s called their “lowest flight price promise”, and as such they do guarantee to give you the cheapest fight price out there today.
If you ever find a cheaper way to book your flight to Thailand, then please email me - because I need to let my readers need to know! 

To be fair, I`ll be amazed if anyone finds a direct flight price to Thailand, as cheap as this anywhere. Even flights with stop-overs are not as cheap, so get on line today, and book your dream holiday to Pattaya Thailand.

This is the cheapest direct flight to Thailand, so don`t confuse it with a stop over flight . You can still get a flight and accommodation for less than £600.00 for an entire month, if you read my previous advice! 

Be safe, be happy, get the cheapest flight, and have a wonderful time in Pattaya - Thailand!


Wednesday 18 April 2012

Advice & Tips for a safe Holiday in Pattaya Thailand.


Pattaya Bar Girls - Advice, Tips and Guidance.


Overall, Thailand especially Pattaya is a very safe and pleasant resort to take a holiday. Not only are the state police accommodating, but they have tourist police to look after your best interests too.

Here`s my personal tips to make sure your dream holiday in Pattaya Thailand is enjoyable and safe!

1.  Here`s my first tip. Thinking of going with a bar girl? Then you should always check or ask if a copy ID is held by the bar or go-go, where she works in Pattaya before paying the bar fine. It`s assumed they always do, but they don`t (especially with new bar girls), so check this, or you can wake up the next morning with no bar girl, and no wallet. This holiday tip also eliminates the possibility of ending up at the ranch with a lady boy!

2.  How much money will I need when drinking in the beer bars of Pattaya? My advice is to carry as much as you intend to spend - and not a penny more. Don`t try to impress by flashing the cash. The bigger the wad, the bigger the target you may become. Most bargirls in Pattaya have boyfriends, and a tip off that a holiday maker carries a lot of cash, can make you easy prey.

3.  Can I take a bar girl from a bar, where I`ve previously bar fined another one? No way! This is simple "etiquette" anywhere in Thailand, and Pattaya is no exception. It`s deemed extremely rude, and bad manners to embarrass any bar girl in front of others - the consequences can be alarming – believe me!

4.  Is it safe to take a verbal assurance for anything - especially matters of finance? It`s not! While on holiday in Pattaya you may hire a motorcycle for example, and if you have problems, never take a verbal assurance that you will be refunded for your outlay for repairs carried out by a third party. Even if they`ve “agreed to refund you” - It won`t happen! My tip is to return it to the “source”, or get them to come and collect it.

 5.  Your bar girl asks you to buy her a gold gift when your holiday in Pattaya is over! No matter how she pleads, don`t fall for this! She is only in the shop simply to choose the most expensive item and negotiate the "buy back" price that she`ll collect as soon as you`re on the plane. It`s just another ploy to extract more money from the naive holiday maker. That could be you, so my advice is simple - don`t do it!

6. In Pattaya it`s acceptable to "negotiate" terms for almost everything – so always haggle. You may think it`s clever to joke about how cheap everything is, including how cheap it is to go with a bar girl, but never let your mouth run away with you. I would advise that in public and when discussing sensitive matters, try to do this out of earshot of others and be discrete.

7.  When in Pattaya try not to fall in love or listen to sob stories. You`re simply a walking ATM. Never forget this. You will never be anything other than a walking ATM. Thais are very loyal to their families, their culture and each other. You cannot and never will break this bond.

8.  Do I need holiday insurance in Pattaya? My advice is definitely -yes! Please don`t think “It`ll never happen to you”. Always be safe on holiday, so take out an insurance policy with a reputable company. Never forget that you`re on holiday in a completely different environment, where it`s easy to slip on the wet tiled floors or to be involved in a road accident, as they are different to what you`re use to at home. This is one of my top Pattaya holiday tips, so please take my guidance, and don`t travel uninsured.

9.  Here`s another important Pattaya holiday tip. Bar girls must never be seen to lose face – especially in front of, or by a falang (that`s you and I). Pride, self-respect, and being patriotic are paramount to all Thais, and Pattaya is no exception. Never ever put a bar girl in an embarrassing situation, or try to compromise her. If you stupidly do, my money`s on the bar-girl! Make sure you take my advice on this one!

10. What should I do, if I find myself in an awkward situation with a bar girl in Pattaya? Well, if it`s unavoidable, try to make a light hearted gesture of the situation. Bar girls will view any sign of aggression, shouting, and ranting and raving as a sign of weakness. My advice would be to remain calm, try to make light-hearted fun of the situation and always smile. Diplomacy is a stronger asset than violence or aggression.

Follow my Pattaya holiday tips, advice and guidance, and you`ll have a safe and pleasant stay. I know you will.

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