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Wednesday 28 March 2012

Tips and advice when looking for cheap accommodation in Pattaya.

How to find Cheap and Affordable Budget Accommodation in Pattaya Thailand.


I`ll show you how to get cheap holiday accommodation comprising of, a double room, en-suite, TV, air-con and a balcony in Pattaya Thailand for under £5.00 a night! 
Amazing – but true! If I can do it, you can too!

Going to Pattaya Thailand on a budget? Looking for cheap accommodation, then you`re going to the right place, as the amazing selection of Pattaya`s affordable accommodation is unbelievable! Competition is fierce - and they`re still building, so it`s easy to pick up cheap affordable accommodation almost anywhere in Pattaya Thailand - nearly all year round! The rates vary considerably according to season, and you`ll be hard pressed to get any cheap accommodation deals in November and early January – but you never know, so always look around - but more importantly ask! When looking for cheap affordable budget accommodation, I personally find the best deals to be had are rooms located in The Soi Buakhao area. It`s right in the heart of Pattaya, and within easy walking distance of the beach! An array of affordable cheap accommodation is available there (as virtually everywhere in Pattaya Thailand) – I know because I`ve stayed in cheap affordable budget accommodation for the last 14 years or so in rooms and hotels throughout Pattaya. So follow my tips and you will save money too - guaranteed! Do you want a room or a hotel? Both can be very cheap and affordable to suit your budget. Most budget hotels are cleaned daily, whereas a cheap room - only as and when - so always inspect your accommodation and ask about the services & amenities, (on a “room only” basis a charge for water and electricity may be added), so please check everything before committing.

If you want cheap affordable accommodation in Pattaya - this is how to achieve it! Assuming you`ve never been to Pattaya Thailand before, then book your first nights cheap accommodation in advance. There`s numerous deals online, so get booking – but ONLY book for one night!  Once you`ve arrived and settled in, head straight for the bars and start talking with the bosses and the bar girls. They live there, so invariably they know all the local cheap accommodation or will know someone that does - guaranteed. Simply tell them you like their bar (that`s important), you`re on a budget and you`re looking for cheap accommodation nearby. Draw yourself up a “short list”, and the next morning go and see what`s on offer within easy walking distance! The longer you stay, the better the deal, and remember this – the price you see – is the price you never pay! That goes for nearly everything and everyone in Pattaya Thailand. Cheap affordable accommodation is no different – so haggle!

A few years ago on the lookout for long term cheap accommodation, a friend and l adopted this method, and fortunately for us the bar owner, desperately needed cash (who do you know in Thailand that doesn`t). We rented her fully furnished 2 bedroom bungalow for 5,500 Baht – That was then only £60.00 each per month, so when it comes to finding cheap budget accommodation in Pattaya – simply ask in the bars, they will help you! By doing this, I`ve achieved discounts of over 50% in hotels, and had rooms slashed from 10,000 to 6,000 baht. It doesn`t matter if you stay 10 days, a month or six months – always haggle! So if it`s cheap affordable budget accommodation that contains all the amenities above you`re after for £5.00 a night in Pattaya Thailand, just follow my advice, and you won`t go wrong!

Friday 23 March 2012

How To get -Sex For Free - In Pattaya Thailand

How to get sex for free – in Pattaya Thailand, the answer is quite simple! 


Most single guys, go on holiday to Pattaya, thinking they “have to pay for sex".Well I`ll tell you, l`ve been having sex for free in Pattaya Thailand for years, and if you follow my tips and advice you`ll be having sex for free too!
As a holiday maker in Thailand, you`ll assume that you must wear a T-shirt, shorts, and trainers, get drunk in one of Pattaya`s many beer bars, then take the sexiest looking bargirl back to your room or hotel for sex. OK you can, but sex in Pattaya is not cheap, and to be fair there`s little chance of free sex in Pattaya with a bargirl! So if you`re not careful, the complete sex package will cost you dearly – believe me!. To start there`s your evening bar bill - including drinks for your chosen bargirl and her bargirl ("sisters") friends. Add to that a compulsory bar fine, to take the bargirl back to your room or hotel for sex. That`s not free in many cases as a “guest” fee can apply here too! Then, your biggest outlay - the financial "arrangement" you reach with the Pattaya bargirl for "her additional sex services". Finally, if that`s not enough, in the morning your bargirl will try to hit you for more money to pay for her taxi back to her room. It all adds up! So instead try looking for sex for free in Pattaya Thailand?

So what are the options for cheap sex – or sex for free in Pattaya?


When the bars "officially close" at 2am, the bargirls have the option to stay (unpaid) in the bar, and work for free, hoping to get bought free drinks as this may lead to sex with a customer. Leave, and see her boyfriend, or a pre-arranged customer. Move on, and "work" somewhere else - the odds are she`ll head for one of Pattayas` many discos. Here, there`s no bar fines to pay, as now she`s no longer a “working” bargirl, she`s now a working free agent! Now you can negotiate a far better rate for sex with the bargirl, as in most cases she`ll need money desperately – especially during low season. So here you can competitively negotiate sex with a bar girl as there`s no bar fine, or large rounds of drinks to pay for!

But what about the “Free Sex” in Pattaya?


Contrary to popular belief you do not have to pay for sex in Pattaya! There`s no such thing as “a free meal, so in the hope of finding sex for free in Pattaya Thailand, turn your attention away from the bars and the bargirls. Look in the shops, shopping malls, jazz clubs, markets and other non-seedy sex establishments, where you will not have to pay for sex in Pattaya. Remember, the majority of females in other establishments are very approachable indeed.  Many genuine Thai women and girls have well paid “respectable jobs” and go out deliberately to just meet farangs, guys like you and l, and often have sex for free. Their attitude towards sex, is no different from that of the bargirls – the only difference is no bargirl in Pattaya will give you sex for free! Many have cars, their own rooms or homes, but more importantly many are self-supportive. Some want a genuine relationship, and because of the fierce competition, they know the offer of free sex in Pattaya gives them a distinct advantage! Believe me, before you even contemplate getting free sex in Pattaya, you`ll have to “work” at getting her attention, and here a good sense of humour and a smile go a long way. However, don`t go out acting or looking like a “bar slug” on holiday – especially if you do not want to pay for sex in Pattaya! Be clean shaven, dress smartly, and if you are lucky enough to hit it off, then maybe, just maybe she`ll find you interesting enough to have sex with you - for Free!

Beware – bargirl, waitress or shop assistant – bought sex or sex for free, she`s still Thai! As a result it`s guaranteed that by using her feminine charm, at some stage she`ll try to extract money from you! Always remember, this is Pattaya, and it`s a game we all have to play!

Saturday 17 March 2012

Sex, Singha Beer & Bargirls – Pattayas` Beer Bars Have It All!

Your holiday "experience" in Pattaya starts as soon as you sit at a beer bar. So what makes a good beer bar in Pattaya?


Although sparsely furnished - don`t be fooled! All the holiday beer bars in Pattaya are well planned full "service" industries that are cleverly geared up to give you the ultimate holiday experience of a lifetime! They don`t look much, but beer bars can give you everything you could possibly dream of - and more! If it`s not on the menu (what menu?), ask the bargirls politely, and if it`s not available in their bar - they`ll do their utmost to find it for you! Remember – they want you in their bar every single day - while you`re on holiday in Pattaya.!

 Most holiday beer bars in Pattaya are built outside. They`re grouped together, rectangular by design and regimentally surrounded by bar stools. Each bar has a TV, a deep chest chiller which is topped-up with beer on a regular basis, an (often too loud) music system, and most have a "pool" table too, normally it`s free but check it out before playing. Oh, and the other "pull" - bargirls - yes, bargirls - the most essential "optional extra" for your holiday! Nearly every bar has at least one lady boy too, so there`s something for everyone on holiday in Pattaya! 

Before your backsides even touched the barstool, one or two of the bargirls will home in and greet you instantly asking if "you like drink”? So what drinks do they have? The most established brands of shorts, mixers, alco-pops, and shots, will all be readily available, as in any other beer bar in Pattaya. Beer however, is a different ball game! Unfortunately Pattayas beer bars do not have cellars to keep draught beer cold. As a result beer is sold mainly in bottles, (although referred to as "beer" it`s more like lager). Leo, Chang, Singha and Heineken are the leading contenders, and as you`re on holiday try them all over a period of time and decide what beer does it for you - be careful not to ruin your holiday though, as Chang Beer can reputably give you a belter of a head the next day!. After ordering, your bottle of beer will be served to you ice cold, and placed in a “chiller pot” so it stays cold. If you`d like a glass, just ask for a "gel" (pronounced "gewl"), and without even asking, your bargirl will carefully pour the beer for you too!

So now you`ve got your beer and you`re settling in comfortably - maybe you`ve even bought the ever attentive bargirl(s) a drink? The conversation`s good, you`ve exchanged names, smiles, gestures, holiday stuff and the you`ve played games with the bargirl, so what`s next? Now that really is up to you! The beer bar you`re in, is there to make your holiday complete, so if it`s not happening - make it happen. There`s no food in sight and you`re hungry, so ask politely - the bargirls will gladly "go buy for you", or they`ll ask you to wait until a food cart passes the bar - then they`ll "go do for you"! Want some cigarettes or tissues, like some help and advice, or what about an ice cold towel? The bargirls will look after you 100%, because, that`s exactly what they do superbly well! If they don`t, there`s plenty of other beer bars in Pattaya with bargirls that gladly will.

The bargirls are all available for hostess/escort activities as well, but you`ll have to pay a bar-fine to take them away from the bar. It`s totally different from when a bargirl offers to nip out and buy something for you, so don`t worry, there`s no bar fine or fee to pay, just a smile and a small tip for her will do the trick. she`s only doing her job, by keeping you (unwittingly) in her bar – still drinking beer and having a fun holiday!Quite simply, they all look beautiful and innocent, but never underestimate the ulterior motives of a bargirl - especially those from Pattaya!

So what makes a good beer bar in Pattaya? Well quite simply - you can!Simply ask a bargirl politely for anything you`d like - and it`s as good as done.On that note, have tremendous fun and enjoy your holiday experience in Pattaya.

Friday 2 March 2012

“Travelling to Pattaya - Thailand - From Bangkoks` Suvarnabhumi Airport”

“Travelling to Pattaya - Thailand - From Bangkoks` Suvarnabhumi Airport” or should I say “Getting to Pattaya - Thailand - From Bangkoks` Suvarnabhumi Airport  is really quite easy to do.

Pattaya is a large seaside resort, and a major city in Thailand, located on the east coast of The Gulf of Thailand, and is situated about 165 km (100 miles) southeast of Bangkok. Pattaya has a rapidly growing estimated population of 120,000, and although the sex industry still accounts for a major slice of its income, the local authorities in Pattaya, are attempting to increase the overall appeal by constantly providing more "family friendly" activities attractions and events.

Suvarnabhumi Airport is located in the south of Bangkok. It`s only 120 kilometres, that`s about 75 miles from Pattaya Central Road. Your journey to Pattaya is nearly all motorway, and you`ll have to pay to go through a few toll booths, so if you`re travelling in a taxi, or a hired car - make sure you have some smaller notes with you - to save time!

Once you`ve cleared customs, and had your free 30 day visa stamped, you`re at liberty to go anywhere in Thailand that you please - well almost! I recommended that before you even think of starting your holiday in Pattaya, now is a good time to change some money at the airport!  The rates vary daily, but generally at the airport they are very good - if not excellent. All the exchange kiosks and bureaus, clearly display their current rates on easy to read electronic notice boards. Here, like everywhere else in Thailand - please have a good look around and secure your best possible deal.(£50 is more than enough  to cover your journey, along with any refreshments and expenses you may incur when getting to Pattaya).

Please remember, it`s not how you drive - it`s how you arrive - so travel safely!

Travel at a safe speed, (if the taxi is going too fast –  ask him politely to slow down), to make your journey to pattaya more enjoyable. Non-stop, it should take you little more than an hour and a half. However, if you prefer to sample Thailand "first hand” at your earliest opportunity, then stop off at the services. There`s only one stop on the express way to Pattaya, and that`s about 20 minutes after leaving the airport. Here you`ll be able to buy everything you need for your journey to Pattaya, including a superb selection of refreshments. If you use the WC facilities, always take a few sheets of toilet paper or tissue with you. Now that`s a great tip for wherever you "go" in Thailand - believe me!

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